030th:

im 1d af like imma be a crusty raisin ass granny in my deathbed listening to 1d like u bet imma die to the words of every 1d song written in my heart aint nobody gonna love me as much as i love 1d like 1d goes hard

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Why is it that you freak out at the idea of fingering? I didn’t put that prostate in you, Jesus Christ did and I’m sure he had a good goddamn reason, buck the hell up.
― Actual conversation between two straight guys at my bar tonight (via trickwolves)
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popunklouis:

louis is the hottest person in the band right now and zayn doesnt fuckin count bc im still not 100% sure hes human

(Source: spookpunklouis)

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